buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
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If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.
Wow this gif is soda pressing.
"Son, stop horsing around in class."
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mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
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You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
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I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
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me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
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WHAT did they find in that pool
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me: there’s a hair in my food
my mom: eat it, it’s protein
when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af
me: come sleep over
me: sike *friendzoned*
What a lovely Christian bed